So I have this teacher.....

she has a stuffed cat made out of real human hair, and some round thingy made out of cow? She has a giant picture of the statute of liberty that covers the entire fucking wall. We went to this We The People competition and you have to dress up but she was wearing a long skirt or dress? with a Jean jacket over it, and she said WE were embarrassing. She has this strange obsession over horses and if you click your pen once, you get a detention. She can't hear shit, and she can't "see" bright red, orange, yellow, green, blue, or purple on a black background. If we put on lotion, we have to wash it off, and if we come into class after P.E. we HAVE to wash our faces. She never finishes any project we start, and if we do and we haven't gotten a chance to present yet, you get an F in her class. She hasn't taught us anything in the eight months we have been in her class, because she doesn't know shit so when we ask her something, she makes us look it up. Plus she can't say her H's. For example, instead of huge she says "uge", instead of human she says "uman". She always tells us to be organized, however, she is anything but. And we can't switch out of her class because tons of people switched out of her class in the beginning of the year so all the other classes are full.